The CBI, The RAW, and the Punjab Police are all trying to prove that they
are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The RAW goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.
The Punjab Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
